He doesn't stop when he gets there, but keeps going...

[serai]

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So, the Goddess knows I've been aware of this man for some time, but it took the new Star Trek film, my playing over at ontd_startrek and, especially, kishani's entries in the Great Party Post to shove him into my erotoscope:








Alright, alright. I know. What can I say? I was distracted.

How about I make it up with a picspam? (Most of these are from the ST bitches, so please give them a warm hand.)


















I know exactly where that pic was shot. I mean, the exact spot.











I can't decide if Karl's eyes are the most puppyish or the most evil I've ever seen.







And last but not least:



I mean, who wouldn't be horny with an opponent like THAT?


So, yeah. *ahem* I get it now. In fact, I get it a LOT. I dreamed about him last night, him and the other guy I'm gaga for at the moment. A sandwich dream. A hot sandwich, slathered with lots of sauce. It was delicious.

*belly sigh* Oh my.

MEN.

Comments

[wyna-hiros.livejournal.com]

Man, he's fine. LOTR and Star Trek? Goddamn.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

He is utterly, fever-hot, lickable ULTRAFINE. I'd even lick milk off him.

And yo, this is TWO mythic characters from my pantheon that he's played. If he goes for Ben Caxton, it'll be a triple play.

[kishani.livejournal.com]

-cackles- I AM CONVERTING EVERYONE

[serai1.livejournal.com]

-shriek- YOU EVIL WITCH

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!

[kishani.livejournal.com]

IF BY DOOM YOU MEAN OPENING THE WAY TO URBAN BLISS, THEN YES. YOU ARE ALL DOOMED.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

AIIIIEEEE!!!

*drowns in hot wet glittery man*

[illyria-novia.livejournal.com]

He has the sexiest lips ever. And, oy, that bulge. *stares*

Will you do Nero next? *snerk*

[lindmere.livejournal.com]

Can I borrow your dream when you're done with it?

I must confess I was not prepared for the onslaught of blistering hotness that is Karl Urban. I only knew him from LOTR, were I thought he great for the role but kind of strange-looking (thanks, I now understand, to the faux blond hair and weird nose-helmet). I have yet to figure out his eyes--they can appear very light or very dark, and always seem to be having deep, brooding, fucked-up things going on behind them. Unnnh.