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He leers and they fall like dominoes
Saturday, June 27th, 2009 07:36 pm.
EEEEK
SupaNova Con report from Sydney. Out lovely KAAAAL Urban is there, making uteri explode with delight. From this report, we learn:
Karl knows nothing about computers
Karl contributed a key line to the script
and last but OH MY GOD certainly not least:
Karl Urban is a dirty, dirty bastard
Mm mm mm. Isn't he turning out to be a big ol' plate of barbecued HotSex? :p~~~~~~~
Go. Drool. Enjoy.
EEEEK
SupaNova Con report from Sydney. Out lovely KAAAAL Urban is there, making uteri explode with delight. From this report, we learn:
Karl knows nothing about computers
Karl contributed a key line to the script
and last but OH MY GOD certainly not least:
Karl Urban is a dirty, dirty bastard
Mm mm mm. Isn't he turning out to be a big ol' plate of barbecued HotSex? :p~~~~~~~
Go. Drool. Enjoy.
It's gonna take me ages to straighten out this cord, damnit
Friday, June 26th, 2009 08:57 am.
I swear, the ST bitches are twisting me into all kinds of pervy shapes.
Take a look at this cap from The Truth About Demons:
WARNING: PORNY THOUGHTS FOLLOW
Now, this is rather a shriek-making moment in the actual film, but this screencap is...something else.
Take a close look at that tongue. Look at the way it creases inward in the middle. Just imagine what that would feel like in an...intimate place. How close it would fit, how it would make you crazy, while his shoulders push against your thighs, and those evil eyes bore right through you.
Feel it yet?
I swear, the ST bitches are twisting me into all kinds of pervy shapes.
Take a look at this cap from The Truth About Demons:
WARNING: PORNY THOUGHTS FOLLOW
Now, this is rather a shriek-making moment in the actual film, but this screencap is...something else.
Take a close look at that tongue. Look at the way it creases inward in the middle. Just imagine what that would feel like in an...intimate place. How close it would fit, how it would make you crazy, while his shoulders push against your thighs, and those evil eyes bore right through you.
Feel it yet?
Do not go into the dark. Stay away from the dark.
Thursday, June 25th, 2009 08:32 pmOkay all, I made another Karl picspam over at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
ontd_startrek. Reproducing it here for my f-list.
Not every one of Karl's films has been artistically amazing, or at least well-budgeted. Some of them only have one really stellar component - KARL URBAN.
And you know what? I LOVED IT. It is brilliantly deranged, and yet still silly as hell. It really does unspool just like a good round of crack!fic tig, getting more and more ridiculous, dark and LOLarious as it goes along.
As for Karl, OH PLEASE YES. He spends around 90% of the movie either sweating, half-naked, bleeding or terrified, often two or more of those together. As well as half-naked. His pouty lips and his thunderous eyebrows get a full work-out, and he does some fantastic shrieking and struggling. He gives great snark (loved the crack about Aleister Crowley), has his nipples tweaked, and looks slavishly edible in a dog collar. Also, he cries beautifully. When he weeps, I'm minded of Louis de Lioncourt - "his tears became him like jewels".
Did I mention he spends a lot of this movie half-naked? Because he does.
( That's what you get when you fuck around with that X-files shit! )
ontd_startrek. Reproducing it here for my f-list. Not every one of Karl's films has been artistically amazing, or at least well-budgeted. Some of them only have one really stellar component - KARL URBAN.
And you know what? I LOVED IT. It is brilliantly deranged, and yet still silly as hell. It really does unspool just like a good round of crack!fic tig, getting more and more ridiculous, dark and LOLarious as it goes along.
As for Karl, OH PLEASE YES. He spends around 90% of the movie either sweating, half-naked, bleeding or terrified, often two or more of those together. As well as half-naked. His pouty lips and his thunderous eyebrows get a full work-out, and he does some fantastic shrieking and struggling. He gives great snark (loved the crack about Aleister Crowley), has his nipples tweaked, and looks slavishly edible in a dog collar. Also, he cries beautifully. When he weeps, I'm minded of Louis de Lioncourt - "his tears became him like jewels".
Did I mention he spends a lot of this movie half-naked? Because he does.
He doesn't stop when he gets there, but keeps going...
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 01:37 pm.
So, the Goddess knows I've been aware of this man for some time, but it took the new Star Trek film, my playing over atontd_startrek and, especially, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kishani's entries in the Great Party Post to shove him into my erotoscope:
( Oh, Aphrodite. What the fuck are you doing to me? )
So, the Goddess knows I've been aware of this man for some time, but it took the new Star Trek film, my playing over at
ontd_startrek and, especially, kishani's entries in the Great Party Post to shove him into my erotoscope:( Oh, Aphrodite. What the fuck are you doing to me? )
