How about the Great BLOODY North, that's more like it.

[serai]

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Okay, I know we Americans tend to think of Canadians as these really nice, well-behaved, ideal versions of ourselves, but I'm here to tell you THAT IS A MISTAKE. These people are just really fucking WEIRD.


Study in Canada calculates global effects of a zombie attack


Seriously, WHO THINKS OF SHIT LIKE THAT? This kind of thing does not come from a healthy brain.

I believe they're just buttering us all up with their good manners and their level-headedness. They're really in plans for world domination.

Comments

[vshendria.livejournal.com]

Well, damn. You fugured us out.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

HA! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL US BUT NOOOO!!

We're not all redneck morons, you know. Some of us can actually THINK! My mama done tole me and tole me - if it looks too good to be true, it is.

WELL YOUR SECRET'S OUT! BWAHAHAHA!!

[gloryunderhill.livejournal.com]

My town's ready! I've seen the Zombie Squad's truck on the streets of Saint Louis more than once. o_O http://zombiehunters.org/whatiszs.php