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...it's a $20,000 fine!!

The ridiculous story of the balloon boy hoax just keeps getting better. Today, the Heene's attorney talked to the press and revealed the motivation behind the whole fiasco:


"Heene believes the world is going to end in 2012," she said. "Because of that, he wanted to make money quickly, become rich enough to build a bunker or something underground, where he can be safe from the sun exploding."


So here's a little challenge for you: how many bits of bugfuck insanity and/or logicfail can you pick out of that paragraph? I mean, holy shit. I thought the guy was just a con artist trying to get on TV. I had no idea he was COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL.

For the record, I was suspicious of the whole thing from the moment I saw the first picture of that balloon. Come on, how stupid did this guy think people are, anyway? Imagine my chagrin when I realized he was actually right - most people really ARE that dumb.

Date: Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com
Y'know what? I hadn't even paid any attention when this first happened, so hearing these stories, I'm all, "Huh? Balloon kid? Hoax?"

But woooow. It takes talent to be that fucked-up. I've been using my 'Wut?' Josh-icon WAY too much today...

Date: Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com
It almost does seem like the world is going to end soon, what with everyone seemingly going FUCKING CRAZY. Like the man said, the center cannot hold.

Date: Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 07:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sad story isn't it? Those poor kids.
I have a cousin who is almost this.......ill judged and misled. Really sweet and highly energetic man. Sends me all sorts of conspiracy, end-of-the-world, alternate-religious stuff. I've always thought that people like him could do wonderful things if one could just point them in a good direction and apply course corrections as they stray.

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