On the other hand...

[serai]

Am feeling very depressed and flailing in a futile manner. I signed up for the latest hobbit_smut challenge, and I can't come up with a single thing. Have had a couple of ideas, and none of them are sparking me to write anything. I'm not getting anywhere and am feeling pretty dismal about it. I should have known better than to commit to something like this - it never works for me. Damnit!

Somebody throw me a porn plot bunny, please? As a last-ditch effort, perhaps it would get me going.

Comments

[trilliah.livejournal.com]

What's your movie line? I am unfortunately full of ideas, and without means to express them in writing. Email me if you'd like! *hugs*

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Pippin, at Rivendell, desperately trying to get Merry... or Frodo... or Sam... to cooperate so he won't end up going on the Quest to Destroy The RingTM as a virgin...

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Here are two from my files:

Subject: drabble/ficlet idea

In Which Sam Says No

Sam has tied Frodo to the bed and Frodo is bossy and orders Sam to speed
up; Sam says, "you're all tied up, so I'm in charge then, ain'tt I?" and goes slooooooowly.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shirebound/232615.html

1. In The Two Towers, we learn that "Sam was a good cook, even by hobbit
reckoning, and he had done a good deal of the camp-cooking on their
travels." When the Fellowship leaves Rivendell with the Ring, Aragorn,
Gimli, Boromir, and Legolas are astounded by Sam's ability to create tasty
feasts out of whatever they bring to camp -- and treat him with a
deference that leaves Sam amazed, and Frodo delighted.

[elanorgardner.livejournal.com]

Hey kiddo, you want extension to next Monday?

Here is an idea, based on your quote. Lovely, angsty experience between Pippin and Sam on an anniversary post quest, post Havens. Of all people, YOU can do that one and I would love to read it.

EG

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Thanks, sweetie. I appreciate the extension. I have no idea if this is just a difficulty with the line, or a general drying up of inspiration, but the extra time may help. :)

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Hey, EG! Thanks so much for allowing me more time, but it just didn't happen. *sigh* I've got an interesting conception for the story, but the spark never came. If it ever gets written, I'll be sure to let you know.

Apropos of nothing

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

I saw this and thought of you. :)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dutch_eowyn/439774.html?mode=reply&style=mine

Re: Apropos of nothing

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks for the link, sweetie. Most hot story, though she did make some fairly big mistakes about Keanu. He's hardly "Mr. Clean Living", heehee. But it's a yummy story.

By the by, please see my latest post. I think it may interest you. ;)