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serai ([personal profile] serai) wrote2016-08-06 12:25 pm

Heehee.

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Found this on a comment board today:


The morning dawned clear and bright, and Gandalf rose early to walk along the terraces and slopes above the loud-flowing Bruinen. The rising sun shone pale and wan through the silver mist, and the webs of the spiders glistened among the trees. On a small bench beside the path he came upon Elrond, who rose to greet him.

“Fine is the morning and fortunate the meeting, O Mithrandir! Long have I sat here contemplating the paths that lie before us, and now find myself in need of sustenance. I have in my cool-rooms a hoard of stone-fruits from Gondolin, which I would gladly share with you.”

“Many years has it been,” replied Gandalf, “since I have tasted the stone-fruits of Gondolin. They grow now but sparsely among the fallen stones of that once fair city.”

Elrond rose and led the way to his cool-rooms, which stood in a shadowed corner of the Last Homely House, sheltered from the sunlight by the high walls of the building around them. There he kept many foods from all over Middle-Earth, cooled by great blocks of ice carried down from the Misty mountains.

The thick stone door of the cool-rooms stood ajar. Elrond and Gandalf entered to find Pippin seated on a wooden chest, wiping his mouth with his handkerchief. Beside him lay a small pile of fruit-stones, the last traces of golden flesh still clinging to them.

“Hullo, Gandalf! Hullo, Elrond! I just popped in here for a little something to eat. It’s a long time yet to breakfast, and waiting is hungry work, as my gaffer always says.”

Elrond stood still within the doorway, but Gandalf strode forward. “Gluttonous fool of a Took! You have eaten the stone-fruits of Gondolin, which we had preserved in the cool-room for our breakfast!”

“Forgive me,” cried the hobbit, cringing before the wizard’s wrath. “They were so sweet and so cold that I could hardly resist them!”



Points if you get the originating reference. :)

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shirebound: (Did someone say hobbit?)

[personal profile] shirebound 2016-08-06 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Pippin! He'll be put to work planting those fruit-stones in the garden that very day, I suspect.

Is it inspired by the "I have eaten the plums..." poem?

[identity profile] serai1.livejournal.com 2016-08-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yep! William Carlos Williams. If you follow the link, the whole page is people doing takes on that poem. Great stuff!

[identity profile] addie71.livejournal.com 2016-08-07 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Of course Pippin found them! :D

I'm afraid there will be no points for me. :(