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Good morning! On this, the last day of existence, I hope you're all having a nice day. As we wait for the Rapture - got your popcorn handy? - here's a little video exploring the ramifications of this greatly awaited Event:




The End of the World - from The Secret Policeman's Ball
"Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?"

Peter Cook and Rowan Atkinson discuss the coming of the Apocalypse.



Please remember to wear your galoshes and keep an umbrella handy to protect yourself from the torrents of Joyful Tears raining down from the flying faithful!
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The Story of Bottled Water

How the soda industry bamboozles us into the biggest con ever.



So...how much of this shabby, inferior, energy-guzzling, unsafe product do you buy?

Amazon alert!

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 05:32 pm
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From Amazon.com:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased or rated "The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)" or other films in the ( M ) > McKellen, Ian category, you might like to know that "Acting Shakespeare" will be released on January 12, 2010. You can pre-order yours at a savings of $6.99 by following the link below.

Acting Shakespeare

Ian McKellen


List Price: $29.98
Price: $22.99
You Save: $6.99
(23%)

Release Date: January 12, 2010

To learn more about Acting Shakespeare, please visit the following page at Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002SF9YMU/ref=snp_dp



OMG, how cool is this?? I got to see that show back in 1984, and again in 1986, when McKellen brought it to the U.S. on tour. It was at the Geffen Playhouse, a wonderful little theater-in-the-round in Westwood. He was not a very well-known actor in the States back then, but I'd seen him in a couple of BBC productions, and it was in the middle of my Renaissance Faire days when I was steeped in learning about Elizabethan culture and Shakespeare, so I was WAAAAYYYY jazzed to get tix to this show.

It was SO FABULOUS. An entire evening of hearing him teach about Shakespeare. I learned so much from that show - about the history, the speeches, the language. About creating a character from Shakespeare's words, and how to take apart the lines and mine them for emotional information.

Here's how the show started. (Keep in mind that the first time I saw it, I had front row seats in this little 300-seat theater, so I was about eight feet away from him.) He's sitting in a beautiful old armchair, kind of lolling with one leg propped up on the arm, very casual/disdainful/sexy. He looks slowly around the theater, and begins to do Richard III:

Ay, Edward will use women honourably.
Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all,
That from his loins no hopeful branch may spring,
To cross me from the golden time I look for!


Beautiful. He swung his foot idly as he did this, with a little half-smile on his face, and you almost got the feeling that he'd had a bit to drink and was having fun murmuring to himself. It was fascinating hearing him roll the words around, how much he obviously loved the language. And then he got to this bit:

Well, say there is no kingdom then for Richard;
What other pleasure can the world afford?
I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap,


And right there, on that line, he turned his head and looked STRAIGHT AT ME. And yowza, lemme tell you I damn near MELTED in the seat cushion. It was quite direct, his gaze very piercing. Of course I knew what he was doing, picking a random audience member to play with and acting the hell out of the moment. But it was certainly a ton of fun to get that gaze and give it BACK full measure with a nice lascivious smile. This is the absolute irreplaceable brilliance of theater, something that films cannot possible ever achieve - a moment of connection with a character, with an actor, with another human being.

And then came an even more amazing thing. As he continued on with the speech, he pulled his leg down off the arm of the chair, and slowly got up. And we saw that what we'd taken for a languid, sensual pose was actually the deformity of his spine, so as he rose his body stayed in the same bent, hunched posture. It was an exquisite transformation, the more so because it only happened in the audience's mind. He'd been twisted and crippled all along, we just didn't know it. His character had such force and intensity that we'd never questioned what we saw. So amazing. I'll never forget it.

There were other wonderful things about that night. So many fantastic anecdotes from his career (which at the time was almost all stage work), including the one about John Gielgud that still makes me laugh. In one section, he presented Macbeth's speech about his wife, "She would have died hereafter...", first in the manner and cadence of an actual Elizabethan actor such as Richard Burbage, and then he took some time to take the speech apart, line by line and word by word, telling us how he and his fellow thespians approach the beautiful language, and all the complexities that exist in it, and how the colors and shades and intricacies inform a performance. And then he did the speech again, but this time as he himself would perform it, and the contrast was truly extraordinary. I learned so much about the evolution of theater from that one section of the evening alone.

And then the finale! He asked how many people in the audience would like to come up onstage and act with him. O'course my hand flew up along with a bunch of others. He picked out about 12 of us, and invited us up. Then we went into a huddle and he explained what he wanted us to do, which was to place ourselves randomly on the stage and stand quietly until he signalled with his hand behind his back, at which point we were to drop like a sack of potatoes and lie dead on the floor. He introduced an anecdote to the audience about what happened to an actor friend of his who had to play a scene (I think it was from Henry V) where he was supposedly standing on a field of battle and would read a long list of the names of the dead, but when he opened the scroll found it blank, so he had to improvise the names. He then signalled, we dropped, and then came the hard part - trying like hell not to laugh as he re-enacted his friend's utter consternation and bumbling attempts to come up with a long list of plausible names. I cannot tell you what a fun and fitting ending that was to such a great, great evening.


So yeah, you better believe I'm gonna be buying this DVD. *runs to pre-order*

Oh wow man

Monday, December 14th, 2009 03:25 pm
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So it looks like organizers have more than enough signatures to get a measure put on the California ballot in 2010 to legalize marijuana. The measure would legalize:

Possession by an adult of up to 1 ounce of weed

The right to grow your own in a 25-square foot space on your property

Local governments to decide on sales within their areas


So this would put us more or less back where we were in the 70's, when Steve Martin said in his comedy show, "Boy, I wouldn't smoke marijuana in California these days. You can get a ticket for that!"


Here's my thinking.

I believe weed should be legal for adults to possess, so long as they don't go about doing dangerous things while stoned, like driving heavy machinery or handling firearms. I think both of those should carry stiff penalties.

I believe adults should have the right to grow their own weed for personal use, and that means ANY personal use, medical or otherwise, the above exceptions still applying.

HOWEVER

Given both of those passing into law, I believe selling weed should not be legal unless you have a license, just as with any other comestible. Sellers should have to apply for a permit and submit to occasional inspections if they want to sell to the public. There's way too much shit-headed criminality associated these days with weed, and apologies to all the lovely dealers I've known through the years, it's not the hippie days anymore. The black market in weed gets people killed, so it should go.

Besides, if you can grow your own, you have no need to buy weed. It's probably the world's easiest plant to grow, even easier than tomatoes, for gods' sakes. I should know, 'cause I did it when I lived in Santa Cruz. Not a lot, just a dozen small plants in one oak half-barrel out in the sun on a secluded porch. Got the seeds from a friend, sprouted and planted them. Other than watering, and pouring some fish-meal solution on the soil every three weeks or so, I didn't have to do anything, and got a lovely crop of quite good weed. It was ridiculously easy, and if I'd had the means and legal freedom to do more, I probably could have had a very good crop in that beautiful space. After all, it ain't called "weed" for nothin'!


So I do hope this law passes, because it's about damn time we stopped wasting money on this non-crime, and filling our jails with people who don't deserve to be there. We had legal weed in CA in the 70's, and there was no epidemic of HORRID CRIME OMG. All that happened back then was...people smoked weed. Just like now, except they weren't scared. And nobody died or anything. Imagine that.
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NASHVILLE, Tennessee – A judge on Friday blocked a Tennessee law that allowed people to bring handguns into restaurants and bars.

The law that took effect in July allowed handgun owners with permits to pack their pistols in places serving alcohol, providing the establishments made more than half their profits from food.

Nashville Judge Claudia Bonnyman said the law was "fraught with ambiguity" and ruled in favor of a suit brought by restaurant owners who argued gun owners would not be able to determine if an establishment met the criteria.

"We will have vigilantes shooting up bars all over," said Randy Rayburn, the owner of three upscale cafes, who led opponents of the law.

Supporters were considering a possible appeal, or new legislation.



I don't know what the hell they were thinking passing a stupid law like that in the first place, but at least one judge was smart enough to know what a travesty it was.
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...we've got some fun going on!


Famous screenwriter Paul Haggis (Million Dollar Baby and Crash, among others) has left Scientology. Publicly. VERY publicly.

After 35 years, Haggis has finally cottoned to the fact that Hubbard's Scam is a nasty, power-hungry organization that doesn't care at all about the things it claims to care about. What took him so long, you ask? Well, you know how cults are.

More importantly, what straw was it that finally broke that particular camel's back? To his credit, Paul decided he'd finally had it up to here when the "Church" backed Proposition 8, the hateful anti-gay initiative that stripped California's gay population of its right to marry, even though the right had been granted by our Supreme Court. That was just too much for him, and he quit.

But it's the WAY he quit that's so much fun. He decided bowing out wasn't enough, so he sent a letter to one of the head honchos, a letter which has now gone viral all over the intertubes. And what a letter it is:


Haggis to Hubbard: You all are mean and I'M GOING HOME!!


Text for the link-phobic )


WOW. I am SO loving this. As I've mentioned before, for most of my life I've lived within a couple of block of the Scientology headquarters, a building that reminds me of nothing so much as the Overlook Hotel from Stephen King's The Shining. (It was an old hospital from the 20's before Hubbard bought it, and now it's topped by a supremely creepy blue neon sign screaming SCIENTOLOGY. At night it can freeze your blood, thus the Overlook associations in my mind.) The recent downhill barreling of this mind-sucking cult makes me nothing but happy, happy, happy.



The story is also over at HuffPo. (Of course the "Church" is denying everything.)

AwardsDaily has it, as well as MovieLine.



It's taking off like a rocket. Laissez les bon temps roulez!



ETA: Brilliant comment over at MovieLine posted under the handle "Tommy Davis" (Davis is the head honcho who's become famous for storming out of interviews when asked about the whackier aspects of L.Ronology)...

So called screenwriter and director Paul Haggis's claims about the Church of Scientology are absolutely ridiculous. They are so offensive as to be not worth responding to. In fact, I am not responding to them, right now. The insinuation that the Church of Scientology would ever use private information to smear it's critics is offensive and vulgar. Why would we need to smear them when they are obviously child molesters? This is a man who, I have it on good authority, poos in his pants. Is that someone we should take seriously? While he is off raping grandma's the CoS is saving lives and ensuring human rights. I once caught a fish so big that Aerosmith asked me to hang out backstage with them, and the suggestion that I did not is profoundly and inescapably homosexual.
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Rep. Alan Grayson, saying what EVERY DAMN DEMOCRAT ought to be saying:




I will not apologize - Rep. Alan Grayson



DAMN. About time somebody stood up and told the obstructionists to GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

Looks like our elected officials are finally starting to find their guts and do the job we've put them there to do. Good thing too, because you ain't seen nothin' yet. If you think things are bad now, just wait til the flu morphs into its next phase and people REALLY start dying. It'll be 1918 all over again.

Come to think of it, that might be exactly what we need to finally get single-payer on the table. What's that the stormtroopers kept saying back in the days of Chimpy the Great? That old canard about the Chinese word for "crisis" being the same as "opportunity"? (Which is false, by the way, an irony the Repugs' thick skulls never got.) Well, we've got one hell of an opportunity barreling down the biological highway at us right now. Better get ready.

In the meantime, Mr. Grayson, please do rock on!
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Over the course of my life, my views on religion and what most people call "God" has changed and evolved. I was raised as a nominal Catholic. I and my siblings attended Catholic schools mainly because my parents felt (quite rightly) that the level of education we would get there far surpassed that of the public schools, even here in California, which in the 60's and 70's was at the top of the nation for children's education. My father has always been an atheist, and my mother, while religious, was very private about it, and rarely spoke on the subject. So my early encounter with religion was almost all based on what I was as an intrusion by outside authorities. Not always an unwanted intrusion, mind, but still an outside influence.

From the first, my most intense religious feeling was directed toward the female figures of religion - the Virgin Mary and her retinue of lady saints. The male figures of Catholicism did not offer me any spiritual nourishment, but rather imposed rules that I resented. The one exception was Jesus, who seemed in his downtrodden and ultimately sacrificial state to be much closer to the female figures than to the all-powerful, arrogant, and deeply unpleasant being claimed as his father, whom I had no liking for at all. Jesus seemed alright to me. True, he had a bit of a temper, could sometimes be unreasonable (that poor fig tree!), and at times flew off the handle, but by and large he was compassionate and at least paid women some attention (unlike his disciples, who mostly seemed like assholes).

As a teenager, I grew completely disillusioned with Catholicism, and by the time I was 19 had left it behind completely. Thanks to the good graces of a friend of mine, I came into contact with the Goddess. It was like coming home (the main image invoked by all people who find their own spiritual path), and I never looked back. After some years, I began to broaden my views, and read up on other religions such as Buddhism, Taoism, Islam, and other faiths, coming to understand that there is value in all faiths - they all have something to teach us, each in its own way. That's the great value of being a polytheist; it makes spiritual truth a much more universal thing. All gods and goddesses finally come to be seen simply as facets of an unknowable truth, something we humans will never be able to grasp fully, so it becomes logical that there are so many different ways to think about this subject. I went from Catholicism's "Our way is the only right way" to "You have something different? Please tell me about it!" Much more comfortable, interesting, and entertaining, as well as convivial.

And somewhere in there I made my peace with Jesus, whom after study of different faiths I recognized as another incarnation of the Sacrificed God, the son of the goddess, Dionysus of the Greeks, John Barleycorn, Osiris, all of whom are cut down to nourish the people. He is another of the Great Teachers, who has evolved through the centuries. I was especially delighted when I read about his similarities to the Buddha, how close their outlooks on life are, and how even the stories told about them are related. Did you know the story of Jesus walking on the water was being told about the Buddha three hundred years before Jesus was born? It's the exact same story, even down to what the Buddha says to the disciple who tries to follow.

All this because I'd like to present a wonderful interview that I just heard online. Terry Gross speaks with Karen Armstrong, a former nun who has been writing about world religions for many years now, with intelligence, grace, and a remarkable evenhandedness. She has a new book out called The Case for God, in which she argues that what many people think of as religion these days is really a very modern invention, something that has developed only over the last couple of centuries. She speaks here about the history of that, and about the problems inherent in treating religion as is it were the literal clinging to incredible fairy tales that so many characterize it as, and how it is imperative that a vision of religion, both older and newer, arise in the world, a vision that sees religion as not a literalist replacement for factual knowledge, but a poetic and metaphorical way of viewing the deeper problems of life, and a compassionate guide for how to deal with one another. Serving the needs of others rather than serving our own beliefs.




The Case for God - Karen Armstrong interview



I know there are some folks on my list who identify as atheists, and I would very much like for those folks to listen to this interview. NOT because I have any interest in changing anyone's beliefs - we pagans do not proselytize, thanks - but because it saddens me to hear so many people talking as if all religious people hold the same simplistic, childish, literal view that has dominated the discussions of religion in the media for the last couple of decades. Really, we're not all fools believing in Santa Claus. Many of us understand that religion is simply a map of the world, and not the world itself. The Buddha exhorted his followers to take care never to confuse the finger with the moon it points towards; if that were a lesson that was taught to every child, the world would be a much better place.

Enjoy!
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Cell phone calls a problem for 911 operators


Text here )


I've heard people talk about getting rid of their land lines, and I cannot imagine anything more short-sighted. I actually had to explain to a friend of mine with children exactly why doing that would be not only silly but very dangerous. "What if your babysitter doesn't have a cellphone? What if you lose the number? How will you contact each other?"

Looks like I was right. I hadn't thought about the 911 system not being built to work with cellphones, but that just adds another reason to keep the land lines. Besides the fact that they are FAR cheaper than those addictive little toys, they are dependable, built to last, and can't easily be lost or stolen. (Who the hell would ever want to steal your house phone?)

JEEZ, how hard is this stuff to figure out?

Good news

Friday, October 31st, 2008 02:19 pm
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From Yahoo News:


Agreement in Colo. lawsuit helps purged voters


DENVER – Thousands of Colorado residents who had been scratched from voter registration rolls will be allowed to cast ballots on Election Day and their votes will be given special protection to ensure they are counted, following the resolution of a federal lawsuit filed against the state.

Read the rest )


Pretty cool. Let's hope we get more help of this kind.

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