A special Midnight Media Cafe at noon

[serai]

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Because FUCK ME.

Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon

IN

The Most Epic Lip Sync Battle EVAH


Jesus. Holy Fucking GODDESS. Ridin' a fucking tomato here.

Look, I'm as wary of King Tom as the next gal. He's gotten seriously fucking psycho over the years, in a heartbreaking kinda way for me, at least.

But fuck ME. He can still bring the sex when he wants to. I thought this might be cute and I ended up on my knees licking the fucking screen.

Oh, hot sexy not-at-all-insane little wolverine, where did you go? Why did you abandon us?

We miss you so - that jaw and that neck and those thighs and those laser eyes and that golden skin and most of all, that utter fucking assurance that we would come like rockets after just five minutes with your fine, fine ass. You were a brutal slam of sex that nevertheless fit like a glove, and for a while, the whole world stood in your shadow, hypnotized by that relentless grin.

Mmm. It's nice to see you again, Majesty, even if only for a moment. You're one of my favorite cinema phantasms, and I'll always have time for a good wank with you.

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Oh, this man made my ovaries explode on a regular basis in the 80's and 90's. I still get Interview with the Vampire out for a nice...viewing every now and then. Remember what I said a while back about having a thing for gringos? Talk about King of the Gringos, Jesus. Aaaaand, then he got really fucking weird and that was the end of that. But I still enjoy his early hotsex.