I...didn't even know that was a thing

[serai]

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I'm a big fan of Wil Wheaton. He's pretty damn cool. I read his blog, but I must have missed this...thing here.


Behold Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine - A Kindle Book


Just so you know, that's a link to i09's, um, review of the "book". There's an excerpt. It's... yeah, the only term adequate for this is "fan fiction"**. Because there's just no way it could have gotten published otherwise.


From the article:

an edifying fable in which the Enterprise's resident rascal has a sexual awakening during a threesome with a barbed-penised cat man. Also, Captain Jean Luc Picard is walloped in the gonads.


If I had one of those benighted Satan's toys, I'd download this is a HEARTBEAT. Especially since the price is Just. So. Right.



**I hope it's obvious that I don't mean this as a knock on fan fiction. I do write the stuff, after all. But this thing is so emblematic of a certain type of fanfic that there isn't anything else to call it.
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Comments

[lbilover.livejournal.com]

LOL! The excerpt was enough for me, even though I have Amazon Prime and could get it for $0.00.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd download it just for more of the hysterical laughter I had when I read the excerpt. That is something I sorely, sorely need these days.