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This has not been a great week for Glenn Beck. Stop giggling, please.

First, he's rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. (Insert joke about useless organ here.) Poor baby! Imagine the tears.

As always, Jon Stewart has a little something to say on the matter:

The 11/3 Project - Jon Explains It All - Beck Style!

I'm just a concerned American citizen like you, questioning
what's going on inside Glenn Beck...



Want more? The Onion also has a Very Important Story involving our favorite Wingnut Loonyman:

Breaking News - Victim of Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

A grisly death only TV host Glenn Beck could deserve...


It's so sad! Why was this lovely young girl pinned to a retaining wall to burn to death - and not Glenn Beck? WHERE IS THE JUSTICE???