I've really gotta stop trusting Michael Mann

.

If any of you have considered going to see Miami Vice,


Don't. Just don't.


( Trust me. )

OMGWTF

Recently I've traded comments with spell about the annoyingly ubiquitous nature of Nicolas Cage. What is up with that guy? He started out quirky and charming and funny and fuckable, and somewhere around ten years ago he just kind of...melted. He got all lumpy and serious, and began going after roles that so aren't right for him.

Superman, for chrissakes. Could you find a worse casting choice? (Well, Crispin Glover would be worse. But just barely.)

The Wicker Man. Yep, they're releasing a remake, and he plays the Edward Woodward character. Maybe it's just me, but I cannot imagine him mustering the kind of self-satisfied fanaticism that made Woodward so great in the role.

Really, he ought to be playing Johnny Stompanado. It's right up his alley, and I'm sure he'd blur all the interest out of the character.


But BWAHAHAHAHA. You'll never GUESS what he's up to now.

It's a biopic. Real guy. 50's, 60's and 70's, about.

You know him.

Guess.

No, really, come on. Guess.

You'll never guess.

Heeheehee.


You wanna know?


Okay!


Put the Coke down first.


( You're gonna love this. )