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serai.
Hey, everybody! Having a boring evening? Well, never fear, for I come bearing the gift of:
STAR TREK WANK!
Cue theme music: tata TA TA TA TA TAAA tata TATA...
"Old-timer" gets all huffy at newbie ST fans. (Though how she can claim old-timer status when she' only 27 fucking years old herself, I don't know.) Shakes her entitlement cane at the kids who want to write Spock/Uhura, and despite making several PRONOUNCEMENTS about what is and isn't "cannon", goes on to claim that she and her fellow fans are "not like the Harry Potter fandom".
Oh yeah? You sure about that, Sparky?
It's delicious fun. Do go and giggle. *is happy*
Oh, one other thing - do NOT miss either of these two links:
Star Trek Kink Crackfic Post - I think the one where Spock learns to use Kirk's blue (!) dildo has me a bit hypnotized
And somewhere in the comments to that post: Vulcan pickup lines - OMFG, I think I just pulled a muscle laughing.
Lemme try... Lieutenant, it is my observation that your appearance is especially well-maintained this evening.
What fun!
Hey, everybody! Having a boring evening? Well, never fear, for I come bearing the gift of:
STAR TREK WANK!
Cue theme music: tata TA TA TA TA TAAA tata TATA...
"Old-timer" gets all huffy at newbie ST fans. (Though how she can claim old-timer status when she' only 27 fucking years old herself, I don't know.) Shakes her entitlement cane at the kids who want to write Spock/Uhura, and despite making several PRONOUNCEMENTS about what is and isn't "cannon", goes on to claim that she and her fellow fans are "not like the Harry Potter fandom".
Oh yeah? You sure about that, Sparky?
It's delicious fun. Do go and giggle. *is happy*
Oh, one other thing - do NOT miss either of these two links:
Star Trek Kink Crackfic Post - I think the one where Spock learns to use Kirk's blue (!) dildo has me a bit hypnotized
And somewhere in the comments to that post: Vulcan pickup lines - OMFG, I think I just pulled a muscle laughing.
Lemme try... Lieutenant, it is my observation that your appearance is especially well-maintained this evening.
What fun!
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Date: Monday, May 18th, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)Though I will give her points on "McSpirk". Ewwww.
OMG the pickup lines!