serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (ScreamRunning)
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CBC is sponsoring a contest for writers: write an opening sentence that breaks as many of Elmore Leonard's rules for writers as possible. There are ten rules, all of them quite reasonable, which is what makes it so much fun to try and break them all.

I'm not sure, but I think I managed to hit all of them in my entry, which I am posting here for your amusement:

ExpandDark, weighty clouds burgeoning with cold and depressing rain... )


Heehee! I love writing these things. Nothing like an excuse to get really purple!

Idea for Hobbit slash

Thursday, July 14th, 2011 01:49 pm
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (ElvishMotherfucker)
(Yes, I'm staking a claim here, so take note.)


With all the recent brouhaha about Kili being such a hot little guy, I was suddenly struck by the notion of him and Legolas bumping into each other somehow in Thranduil's realm. Legolas all confused about a dwarf who is actually good-looking. Hotness ensues. Could be some interesting undertones given the history. Would make for good angry sex, trying to out-macho each other since they're both young and full o' beans.

Damn. Feels nice to get a spark like that again.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (OrionNebula)
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From Neil Gaiman, an appreciation of Ray Bradbury.

...There are authors I remember for their stories, others I remember for their people. Bradbury is the only one I remember who sticks in my heart for his times of year and for his places. He called a book of short stories The October Country. It’s the perfect Bradbury title. It gives us a time (and not just any time, but the month that contains Hallowe’en, when the twigs tap on windows and things lurk in the cellars) and it makes it a country. You can go there. It’s waiting.


It's true, for those of us who were touched early by Bradbury's rich, mythical tales, October and Hallowe'en will always belong to him. Some of you may have seen the lovely film made from his most famous novel, Something Wicked This Way Comes - it brings into visual art the joyful frisson that fills that book.

But for me, Ray Bradbury burned into my consciousness with the first of his works I read. "The Martian Chronicles" is one of those rare books that qualifies not just as science fiction, but as science fiction poetry. Harlan Ellison, in discussing films and dramatic writing, once contrasted Bradbury with Harold Pinter, saying of the latter that while his writing looks like nothing on the page it sings in the actor's mouth, whereas Bradbury is gorgeous and lyrical on the page but nearly impossible to perform because nobody ever, EVER talks like that. It's Bradbury's lyricism that makes him so captivating and an utterly unique voice.

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From Rocket Summer:

One minute it was Ohio winter, with doors closed, windows locked, the panes blind with frost, icicles fringing every roof, children skiing on slopes, housewives lumbering like great black bears in their furs along the icy streets.

And then a long wave of warmth crossed the small town. A flooding sea of hot air; it seemed as if someone had left a bakery door open. The heat pulsed among the cottages and bushes and children. The icicles dropped, shattering, to melt. The doors flew open. The windows flew up. The children worked off their wool clothes. The housewives shed their bear disguises. The snow dissolved and showed last summer's ancient green lawns.


From Ylla:

They had a house of crystal pillars on the planet Mars by the edge of an empty sea, and every morning you could see Mrs. K eating the golden fruits that grew from the crystal walls, or cleaning the house with handfuls of magnetic dust which, taking all dirt with it, blew away on the hot wind. Afternoons, when the fossil sea was warm and motionless, and the wine trees stood stiff in the yard, and the little distant Martian bone town was all enclosed, and no one drifted out their doors, you could see Mr. K himself in his room, reading from a metal book with raised hieroglyphs over which he brushed his hand, as one might play a harp. And from the book, as his fingers stroked, a voice sang, a soft ancient voice, which told tales of when the sea was red steam on the shore and ancient men had carried clouds of metal insects and electric spiders into battle.

Mr. and Mrs. K had lived by the dead sea for twenty years, and their ancestors had lived in the same house, which turned and followed the sun, flower-like, for ten centuries.


From Usher II:

Full grown, without memory, the robots waited. In green silks the color of forest pools, in silks the color of frog and fern, they waited. In yellow hair the color of sun and sand, the robots waited. Oiled, with tube bones cut from bronze and sunk in gelatin, the robots lay. In coffins for the not dead and not alive, in planked boxes, the metronomes waited to be set in motion. There was a smell of lubrication and lathed brass. There was a silence of the tomb yard. Sexed but sexless, the robots. Named but unnamed, and borrowing from humans everything but humanity, the robots stared at the nailed lids of their labeled F.O.B. boxes, in a death that was not even a death, for there had never been a life. And now there was a vast screaming of yanked nails. Now there was s lifting of lids. Now there were shadows on the boxes and the pressure of a hand squirting oil from a can. Now one clock was set in motion, a faint ticking. Now another and another, until this was an immense clock shop, purring. The marble eyes rolled wide their rubber lids. The nostrils winked. The robots, clothed in hair of ape and white of rabbit, arose: Tweedledum following Tweedledee, Mock-Turtle, Dormouse, drowned bodies from the sea compounded of salt and whiteweed, swaying; hanging blue-throated men with turned-up, clam-flesh eyes, and creatures of ice and burning tinsel, loam-dwarfs and pepper-elves, Tik-tok, Ruggedo, St. Nicholas with a self-made snow flurry blowing on before him, Bluebeard with whiskers like acetylene flame, and sulphur clouds from which green fire snouts protruded, and, in scaly and gigantic serpentine, a dragon with a furnace in its belly reeled out the door with a scream, a tick, a bellow, a silence, a rush, a wind. Ten thousands lids fell back. The clock shop moved out into Usher. The night was enchanted.


From There Will Come Soft Rains:

Ten-fifteen. The garden sprinklers whirled up in golden founts, filling the soft morning air with scatterings of brightness. The water pelted windowpanes, running down the charred west side where the house had been burned evenly free of its white paint. The entire west face of the house was black, save for five places. Here the silhouette in paint of a man mowing a lawn. Here, as in a photograph, a woman bent to pick flowers. Still farther over, their images burned on wood in one titanic instant, a small boy, hands flung into the air; higher up, the image of a thrown ball, and opposite him a girl, hands raised to catch a ball which never came down.

The fives spots of paint - the man, the woman, the children, the ball - remained. The rest was a thin charcoaled layer.

The gentle sprinkler rain filled the garden with falling light.


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Who else writes like that? Bradbury was my introduction to science fiction, and he brought me into it as a form of mythology, full of beautiful, evocative colors and deep images. His stories sing.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (PuppyScholar)
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Los Angeles, give me some of you! Los Angeles come to me the way I came to you, my feet over your streets, you pretty town I loved you so much, you sad flower in the sand, you pretty town.

-- Ask the Dust


Tomorrow at 11 a.m., John Fante will be honored by his adopted hometown with the naming of the corner of 5th and Grand downtown as "John Fante Square". I'll be going down to see the ceremony.

It was in 1985 that I first heard Fante's immortal words of love for my city, when I tuned in to Mike Hodel's Hour 25 and heard Harlan Ellison read an excerpt from Ask the Dust. I fell in love instantly and went out the next day to find the book. It was everything the reading of those few pages promised - dreamy, down-to-earth, dry, observant, impassioned, hopeful, resigned. Best of all, it was a voice that knew L.A. I was too young to experience it the way Fante did in the 30's, but a little of that "sad flower in the sand" still remained. Many of those buildings were still there downtown when I was a child - Grand Central Market still bustled, the little Italian grocery store and the Million Dollar Theater and Clifton's and best of all, the Angel's Flight Trolley. He put into words what I felt about Los Angeles, and still do, better than anyone else I've ever read. After years of hearing my city be put down and eyerolled at, I'd found someone who articulated the reasons I've always loved the place where I grew up.

So I'll be there to see Fante honored, you better believe it. It'll be a pleasure to see him finally get his due from the town he loved so much.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (MightyGoodManPike)
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I am currently working on a Pike/McCoy fic that has been playing hide-and-go-seek for the past two months with me. I really really like it, but it's taking its time about flowing out of my hand. Which is par for the course, the Muse being the coy bastard He is.

But it looks like this one really will end up done. Every time I think it's not, I get another piece and it fits together well. It's very sexy (at least I think so), and the angst isn't as overwhelming as is usual in my fics. It's even got a little funny in it, imagine that!

What I really love is that if I manage to squeeze it out, it looks like it's part of a series. Now that is unusual for me - I don't think I've ever written any linked stories before.

Wish me luck! *squee*
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (SpockSmile)
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Ah, shit. Like I need another fandom.

I'm getting my hands on a copy of ST, because dammit, I can't wait. I'll buy the DVD the second it comes out, but I need something NOW. (Just went to see it again today = EEK - but I can't pay $10 as often as I want to dig on this film).


It's that kiss. ExpandSpoilers here... )

*sigh*

Sunday, May 10th, 2009 10:49 am
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (SpockSmile)
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I'm so glad to have my earliest fandom revived. It's lovely to have someplace to play.


ExpandStory ideas for the new Star Trek - SPOILERS, obviously. )


More later.

Argh

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 09:44 pm
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (Writer)
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Don't you hate it when you get a really good image, one of those germinating bits that seem guaranteed to fold out into an awesome story, but then you just can't get the rest of it? It's like you know it's there, but it won't come out?

I hate that.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (CouldItBeSatan)
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Ever hear of the Bulwer-Lytton contest? It's a competition held each year, to see who can come up with the very worst opening line to a novel. (The contest was named for Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the originator of that perennielly dreadful opener, "It was a dark and stormy night...")

Over at TORn a while back, someone initiated an LOTR version of this venerable contest. Below is the entry I posted.


ExpandAs within a vaulted palace of gold, with ceilings laid in ivory and chased gems, would dwell a pasha or sultan at his ease... )


Anyone care to join in?
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (Writer)
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Just a reminder about that timestamp meme that I posted the other day. Because you know, I'm actually writing stuff in response to comments. How about that?

Yeah, I know. Contain your shock. ;p
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (PissSmaug)
So I'm sitting here internet surfing to try and keep myself occupied, and I ran across this utterly wonderful gem:

Politics and the English Language by George Orwell

Brilliant essay on crappy usage of English, the how and why, and the importance of spotting and combatting it. Anyone who wonders why grammar, spelling and proper usage of words is "such a big deal" should read this POST HASTE.

And for those of you who are sick to death of sloppy writing, it's a great link to post when posters get chesty about being corrected.

Plus, an assignment for all of you: After reading that essay, please take some time to contemplate the ubiquitous and egregious misuse of the word "need" in modern English. It's something that has peeved the hell out of me for years now - an ugly trend that can only be stopped by conscious refusal to imitate sloppy and inaccurate speech/writing.

Fragment

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 07:51 pm
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (Writer)
I recently found this in one of my notebooks. It was written a few years ago, and since I doubt I will ever use it, I thought you folks might find it interesting.


ExpandA Walk in the Redwoods )

On another note,

Monday, August 7th, 2006 01:20 pm
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (Writer)
I'd like to thank again all of you who gave me such lovely compliments on my latest Frodo fic. Over the last few years, I've learned never to predict when or if my Muse will show up, and what He'll decide to tell me about. Thus, while I do feel a bit of guilt over my lack of dependability where writing is concerned, the actual writing remains a joy. Middle Earth remains my home of choice, as it has been for nearly 30 years now, even if I sometimes don't get around to visiting for years.

ExpandA little musing (pardon the pun) on writing and inspiration )

I'm curious

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 08:30 pm
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (BabyDoll)
Why do so many hobbit fic writers insist on using the Scottish word bairn, when Tolkien himself said that hobbit babies and children are called fauntlings or faunts? I can see digging up a word if he had never addressed the issue. (Though I'd try to find an English word, or at least one derived from the same sources, rather than something Scots. From what I understand, Tolkien didn't like Scots or Gaelic, just like he didn't like French, and took great care not even to use words that English had appropriated from them.) But in this case, he actually had a word, told us what it was, and people still don't use it.

Can someone explain this? Because it makes no sense to me at all.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (Writer)
This evening, Spike and I were having one of our animated conviviala, as we are wont to do. (That woman is Discussion Gold, by the way - a conversation with her is never wasted time.) And we were commenting on the fact that, were it not for the Tolkien family Old Guard sitting on the canon like a cop defending his donut, there would doubtless be literally scores of books written in Middle-Earth by now. If not before, then certainly after the films had begun to come out; I imagine that the New Line suits are fairly annoyed at not being able to get in on the publishing action, and with such a ready and willing pool of potential providers, who could blame them?

ExpandRuminations on the phenomenon of Published Fanfic )


Step right up. The microphones are on.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (PissSmaug)
Hey, guess what? I found out that the version of this poem that I posted the other day is not the entire poem! Here is the full version:


ExpandEnglish Pronunciation, by Gerald Nolst Trenite )
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (DontMakeMeAngry)
NOTE: The rant below is not aimed at any one particular person. It's prompted by an accumulation of things that I've been noticing for a long time now, perhaps as long as since I started reading LOTR fanfic. (Please see the note at the bottom of this post for further elaboration.) This kind of thing has happened MANY times, so don't get all weirded out, OK?



ExpandA rant about errors in fics and whining and name-calling and bitchery... )
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (YourLaughter)
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Here's a bit fun for those of you who love the vagaries of our ragtag language...

ExpandEnglish Pronunciation )


This tongue of ours may be hard to learn, but it sure is fun to play with!

On the other hand...

Sunday, May 1st, 2005 03:43 pm
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (SamWeeps)
Am feeling very depressed and flailing in a futile manner. I signed up for the latest [livejournal.com profile] hobbit_smut challenge, and I can't come up with a single thing. Have had a couple of ideas, and none of them are sparking me to write anything. I'm not getting anywhere and am feeling pretty dismal about it. I should have known better than to commit to something like this - it never works for me. Damnit!

Somebody throw me a porn plot bunny, please? As a last-ditch effort, perhaps it would get me going.
serai: A kiss between Casey Connor and Zeke Tyler (SamWeeps)
There's this great idea I've got for a challenge fic, but I can't find my way into it. I've turned it around and around, looking at the angles, and I can't see how it connects up. Goddamnit, but I hate being blocked.

Maybe this fic isn't meant for this challenge. That might be it. Or maybe Sam's just in a snit and doesn't want to cough it up.

*pout*

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