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Gods, I love Colbert
Thursday, October 4th, 2012 10:42 pm.
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Wednesday, June 27th, 2012 03:52 pm.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.
Watson replies: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
To which Holmes responds: “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.
Watson replies: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
To which Holmes responds: “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!”
Midnight Media Cafe - The Three Little Pigs
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 10:04 pm.
The Three Little Pigs - as read by Christopher Walken
from The Jonathan Ross Show
Laughing. My. ASS. Off.
The Three Little Pigs - as read by Christopher Walken
from The Jonathan Ross Show
Laughing. My. ASS. Off.
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Axe Body Spray has a new product for women. I'm guessing it's mace.
-- Stephen Colbert
Axe Body Spray has a new product for women. I'm guessing it's mace.
-- Stephen Colbert
Via Metafilter:
Schadeneggar: The feeling you get when you realize there are no Arnold Schwarzenegger movies you haven't seen.
Schadeneggar: The feeling you get when you realize there are no Arnold Schwarzenegger movies you haven't seen.
*giggling madly*
Monday, July 18th, 2011 04:42 pm.
Just popped in over at TORn, and I see all the same dim-witted arguments about what PJ is doing "wrong" are being dredged up again. Kili is too cute! Nori's hair is too weird! THORIN'S BEARD ISN'T LONG ENOUGH!!! (I shit you not, the ninnies over there really are arguing about that.) Like all of this hadn't been hashed over ad nauseam the last time.
It's just too fucking FUN.
Just popped in over at TORn, and I see all the same dim-witted arguments about what PJ is doing "wrong" are being dredged up again. Kili is too cute! Nori's hair is too weird! THORIN'S BEARD ISN'T LONG ENOUGH!!! (I shit you not, the ninnies over there really are arguing about that.) Like all of this hadn't been hashed over ad nauseam the last time.
It's just too fucking FUN.
Midnight Media Cafe - The Lazy Song
Thursday, May 26th, 2011 11:15 pm.
The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Leonard Nimoy. In a bathrobe. Flipping people off. OMFG
He is SO on my fantasy smoke-out list now.
The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Leonard Nimoy. In a bathrobe. Flipping people off. OMFG
He is SO on my fantasy smoke-out list now.
Your Day Of Judgment Information Center
Saturday, May 21st, 2011 10:21 am.
Good morning! On this, the last day of existence, I hope you're all having a nice day. As we wait for the Rapture - got your popcorn handy? - here's a little video exploring the ramifications of this greatly awaited Event:
The End of the World - from The Secret Policeman's Ball
"Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?"
Peter Cook and Rowan Atkinson discuss the coming of the Apocalypse.
Please remember to wear your galoshes and keep an umbrella handy to protect yourself from the torrents of Joyful Tears raining down from the flying faithful!
Good morning! On this, the last day of existence, I hope you're all having a nice day. As we wait for the Rapture - got your popcorn handy? - here's a little video exploring the ramifications of this greatly awaited Event:
The End of the World - from The Secret Policeman's Ball
"Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?"
Peter Cook and Rowan Atkinson discuss the coming of the Apocalypse.
Please remember to wear your galoshes and keep an umbrella handy to protect yourself from the torrents of Joyful Tears raining down from the flying faithful!
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Comment over at Crooks & Liars:
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves Orcs."
-- John Rogers
Comment over at Crooks & Liars:
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves Orcs."
-- John Rogers
Here's something interesting
Monday, January 17th, 2011 07:57 pm.
Q: Why don’t you approve of the Libertarians, thousands of whom are loyal readers of your works? [FHF: “The Age of Mediocrity,” 1981]
Ayn Rand: Because Libertarians are a monstrous, disgusting bunch of people: they plagiarize my ideas when that fits their purpose, and they denounce me in a more vicious manner than any communist publication, when that fits their purpose. They are lower than any pragmatists, and what they hold against Objectivism is morality. They’d like to have an amoral political program.
So the next time some libertarian asshole tries to claim Rand as an "inspiring influence" or espouses the idea of "going all Galt" on someone, you'll know exactly how full of shit they really are.
Q: Why don’t you approve of the Libertarians, thousands of whom are loyal readers of your works? [FHF: “The Age of Mediocrity,” 1981]
Ayn Rand: Because Libertarians are a monstrous, disgusting bunch of people: they plagiarize my ideas when that fits their purpose, and they denounce me in a more vicious manner than any communist publication, when that fits their purpose. They are lower than any pragmatists, and what they hold against Objectivism is morality. They’d like to have an amoral political program.
So the next time some libertarian asshole tries to claim Rand as an "inspiring influence" or espouses the idea of "going all Galt" on someone, you'll know exactly how full of shit they really are.
Midnight Media Cafe - Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
Saturday, August 28th, 2010 07:44 pm.
Calling all book geeks!
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury - Rachel Bloom
...I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69...
A saucy paean to the greatest sci-fi writer in history.
They say being a geek is sexy these days. If this video is anything to go by, it seems they're right!
Download the .mp3 here.
Calling all book geeks!
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury - Rachel Bloom
...I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69...
A saucy paean to the greatest sci-fi writer in history.
They say being a geek is sexy these days. If this video is anything to go by, it seems they're right!
Download the .mp3 here.
Midnight Media Cafe - LOST re-enacted by cats (in 60 seconds)
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 09:24 pm.
Okay, so everyone saw the LOST finale. I'm...not gonna get into it.
So here's a Very Amusing Recap of the entire series:
LOST re-enacted by cats (in 60 seconds)
LOL. I love the internets!
Okay, so everyone saw the LOST finale. I'm...not gonna get into it.
So here's a Very Amusing Recap of the entire series:
LOST re-enacted by cats (in 60 seconds)
LOL. I love the internets!
Midnight Media Cafe - Hurley "Dude" Compilation
Thursday, May 13th, 2010 10:30 pm.
Dude! - Jorge Garcia, Lost
More "dudes" than you can shake a stick at.
This needs no comment, other than - I sure do love Hurley.
Dude! - Jorge Garcia, Lost
More "dudes" than you can shake a stick at.
This needs no comment, other than - I sure do love Hurley.
Empathy - it's the new Genocide!
Thursday, May 13th, 2010 02:10 pm.
Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's - Lewis Black, The Daily Show
It's "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon",
except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler!
Oh DAMN, but I love Lewis Black.
Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's - Lewis Black, The Daily Show
It's "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon",
except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler!
Oh DAMN, but I love Lewis Black.
Midnight Media Cafe - Bohemian Rhapsody (Annoying Voices Edition)
Sunday, April 18th, 2010 08:42 pm.
Gacked from Crooks & Liars:
Bohemian Rhapsody, as performed by the 25 Most Annoying Voices in the Music Industry - Rick Miller
Ahahaha, whoa this guy is GOOD. Watch the vid, you won't be sorry!
Gacked from Crooks & Liars:
Bohemian Rhapsody, as performed by the 25 Most Annoying Voices in the Music Industry - Rick Miller
Ahahaha, whoa this guy is GOOD. Watch the vid, you won't be sorry!
Wait...WHAT?
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 06:03 pm.
So...did any of you have any idea that Anne McCaffrey is a fucking loon?
It’s a proven fact that a single anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual. The hormones released by a sexual situation involving the anus being broached, are the same hormones found in large quantities in effeminate homosexual males. For example, when I was much younger I knew a young man who was for all intents and purposes, heterosexual. He was mugged, and involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg. This one event was enough to have him start on a road that eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay.
-- From a transcript of a Q&A with Anne McCaffrey, at the Weyr Horror Stories message board thread, message dated Thursday Jan 22, 2004.
I've never read any of her books, because frankly I've got better things to do with my brain than stuff it with silly-ass dragon fantasies, and now I'm thinking I'm VERY VERY GLAD that none of my money ever went to supporting this batshit moron.
So...did any of you have any idea that Anne McCaffrey is a fucking loon?
It’s a proven fact that a single anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual. The hormones released by a sexual situation involving the anus being broached, are the same hormones found in large quantities in effeminate homosexual males. For example, when I was much younger I knew a young man who was for all intents and purposes, heterosexual. He was mugged, and involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg. This one event was enough to have him start on a road that eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay.
-- From a transcript of a Q&A with Anne McCaffrey, at the Weyr Horror Stories message board thread, message dated Thursday Jan 22, 2004.
I've never read any of her books, because frankly I've got better things to do with my brain than stuff it with silly-ass dragon fantasies, and now I'm thinking I'm VERY VERY GLAD that none of my money ever went to supporting this batshit moron.
Midnight Media Cafe - Five Guys in a Limo
Saturday, November 21st, 2009 07:20 pm.
Close your eyes when they speak...
Five Guys in a Limo
The most recognizable voices in the film industry
get together for an awards show.
Okay, you KNOW these voices. There isn't a single person who's gone to a movie in the U.S. who doesn't know them. Don LaFontaine, John Leader, Al Chalk, Mark Elliot, and Nick Tate - they are The Trailer Voiceover Guys.
Really, I'm not kidding here. As you play this video, close your eyes. When you're done, tell me you don't recognize each one of them. I dare you.
And yo, is it weird to finally see what they look like? I keep thinking the voices have been dubbed in, because they no longer sound like actual people. They're soundtracks. It's really strange...
Close your eyes when they speak...
Five Guys in a Limo
The most recognizable voices in the film industry
get together for an awards show.
Okay, you KNOW these voices. There isn't a single person who's gone to a movie in the U.S. who doesn't know them. Don LaFontaine, John Leader, Al Chalk, Mark Elliot, and Nick Tate - they are The Trailer Voiceover Guys.
Really, I'm not kidding here. As you play this video, close your eyes. When you're done, tell me you don't recognize each one of them. I dare you.
And yo, is it weird to finally see what they look like? I keep thinking the voices have been dubbed in, because they no longer sound like actual people. They're soundtracks. It's really strange...
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Roger Ebert on The Twilight Saga: New Moon:
"The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan."
*bats eyelashes* Oh Roger, don't ever change. EVER.
Roger Ebert on The Twilight Saga: New Moon:
"The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan."
*bats eyelashes* Oh Roger, don't ever change. EVER.
